Fun Facts

Prominent Puffers and What They Had to Say about Them

Groucho Marx: Known for physical comedy and not owning eyebrow tweezers, Groucho Marx is thought to be one of the greatest comedians in history. Perhaps even more famous than his comedy was his affinity for cigars. For him, they appeared to be almost a permanent body part, like an extra limb.

He was once quoted as saying, "Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar." This could perhaps be one reason why all three of his marriages ended in divorce.

Winston Churchill: A British Statesmen and eventual Prime Minister, Winston Churchill was known as one of the truest and best orators ever to have spoken. From this famous mouth of his, a cigar was almost always found.

He was once quoted as saying, "I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them." Seeing how he smoked between 8 and 10 cigars a day, he seemed to apply this sacred rite quite frequently.

George Burns: A comedian who gained fame in his early years for being so damn funny and in his later years for being so damn old, George Burns was rarely photographed without a cigar. He took cigars with him on stage and chose what brand to smoke based on how long each brand would stay lit.

He was once quoted as saying, "Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."

Sigmund Freud: The man behind the psychoanalysis curtain, Freud began smoking at the age of 24 and averaged 20 cigars a day. A lifetime smoker, he often believed he was not able to work without smoking a cigar.

Though he often saw phallic symbols in everything, he was once quoted as saying, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Yes, and sometimes a mother is just a mother instead of a love interest.

Mark Twain: The man who wrote tales of young boys learning about life on journeys down the great Misssissipp' was an avid cigar smoker. Whether smoking as Mark Twain, or smoking as Samuel Clemens, he smoked somewhere between 22 and 40 cigars a day.

He was rumored to have once said, "If smoking is not allowed in Heaven, I shall not go."

Franz Liszt: A Hungarian composer and pianist, Franz Liszt was a forefather of romantic music. Known as the greatest pianist of his time, he was attuned to great cigars.

He was once quoted as saying, "A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world."

King Edward VII: The eldest son of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, King Edward VII was born in 1841. A man of voracious appetite, he often ate five meals (each consisting of ten courses or more) and smoked 12 large cigars and 20 cigarettes per day.

With the words, "Gentleman, you may smoke," after his coronation in 1901, he ended the intolerance for tobacco that was a cornerstone to his mother’s reign.

Whether your image of the "cigar smoker" is someone famous, the product of the famous merged together (perhaps a Sigmund Freud and Grouch Marx love child), or someone completely unknown, avid cigar smokers have two things in common: they enjoy what they're smoking and (as attested in the above quotes) they certainly can't complain.